Dude just take the win. The perfect hero isn’t coming. This isn’t a Disney movie.

Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

Depression. One helleva drug.

Because this is America. I had to buy a history textbook in high school. Good thing we have enough money for a genocide though /s

Very cringe, very nice

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What the fuck’s a grok?

Everyone loves Dick

As someone that is red/green colorblind… wut?

Okay I’ve had hotel breakfasts in literally those three and it was great. But you make a good point.

Where do poltergeists fit in?

Have you been to a hotel breakfast in Europe? So heavenly

We are all linuxing today

6 dogs?

It’s not mine, I swear!

Why I refuse to have guns even though I’m really interested in learning to shoot. I would love to go to a range and get better at target practice but I just don’t want to go down that path. Maybe I should consider archery