I was a sandwich artist; the best sandwiches you truly have to make yourself.

My favorite nowadays is a tuna on flat bread, double extra bacon, American cheese, lettuce, spinach, cucumber, tomato, red onion, light on the sweet onion sauce, and a little mayo.

Man I’ve been looking off and on in my bathroom breaks for days and there’s no mention of it. And, moreover, very little mention of moot that I can find.

Wat happen?

I would, but I’ve already got too much going on. I wanted to be a renaissance man when I was a kid, so now I have too many hobbies and obligations to truly enjoy things.

Here’s my old album

I chuckled

I used to make reaction images of myself. Last I checked, one had had Arabic captions added and was posted to an Indian message board.

It wasn’t this one, but this is one of the old gifs I made:

Are you talking about calling in sick, or taking PTO? Because I’ll be damned if anyone is gonna jump my ass over spending my earned time off as I please.

If I call in sick, I usually just stay at home and freak out all day about someone from work coming by.

Cokehead Failson is my apocalypse name nobody else can have that

Hey thanks :)

That’s badass. Here’s one that I wrote about the situation

https://youtube.com/shorts/kQ1ZqnmcACc

I’m perpetually stuck in the mental state of a sad teenager because of brain damage caused by drug abuse and emotional stunting, Mr. PP Boy lol

I’m actually from Kentucky 🤣

But all my cousins are butt ugly :/

Just put a heater in the cellar. C’mon guys plan ahead. You know what time of the year it is. Christ Almighty.

Why would fucking make your eyes red?

Fucking love Tank Girl

Tom Arnold was on coke like a mofo while they were filming this.

hehehe

Ah man, this makes me wanna watch Carpool, starring Tom Arnold

Do-nut rye flour wheat, naan roti flatbread

Twist the tip and punch it