

“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”
No wait I wanna change it to “I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me”
“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”
No wait I wanna change it to “I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me”
I hate you
I’m from Kentucky!
Fuck you I looked again
I was lying to protect the innocent.
I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.
(And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)
Oh no, you don’t stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones
I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.
No I mean you said daddy Elon and daddy musk. I’m assuming you meant Daddy Elon and Daddy Trump :-)
I think you misspoke there, lol
What a horrible mental image you’ve given me
No need. They will self-destruct in 5…4…3…
BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation’s highways
"And when everyone is super unique, no one will be "
I’m not sure; I stole the entire meme and just wiped out the original text
Well. True.
Exactly.
“Wow, you helped me in such an out-of-the-box way, so cool!”
vs
“Why don’t you react to situations the way I think you should??”
🤷♂️
Who gives a fuck
Not very Sherman, though, which is kind of a shame
Limit
limmit
lime it
That’s another one of those words man