PaleRider

Steel section bender.

Over America.

Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…

Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?

Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.

I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.

On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.

Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…

… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.

Given that I know whats is coming

Is it a giant asteroid? Aliens? All out nuclear war? Zombies?

Please say it’s Aliens…

“Peace for our time!”

Neville Chamberlain.

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Keep it until next year. Use it in the new game.

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

… and our weight is in Stones.

As far as I’m aware, yes.

I use Dolby with a lot of my games but don’t have the 'Ad screen".

You’d probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

Or it’d just rip your throat out…

Then we’d refer to it in Stones…