When my grandma found out my parents decided to not get me baptized, she showed up at our place with a jar of holy water, and tried to baptize me (newborn at the time) herself. My dad managed to distract her from me, and eventually she left.

We are not angry at her at all; she was just really scared that I would go to hell if I suddenly died. For us, it’s more of a funny story that we tell from time to time.

Wait… are you talking about the Nordics ore just Sweden?

When the rain ends in my ass

“Stay on your path and you’ll be alone for the rest of your life” is what this tells me

Suprised nobody mentioned Neovim yet

Me when people make jokes against minorities instead of trump:

But those armchair snipers aren’t actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won’t get killed for nothing

Dude is really going through the entire comment section and correcting people who use “bystander” instead of “Trump supporter”