The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station.
Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo