Listen buddy I’m not here to make “sense” or use “critical thought”

Not all Americans

That’s why I think they’re astroturfers. I mean how else are you going to deter people from a political idea without being completely insufferable?

Pedantic and missing the point almost intentionally. Must be a redditor

What she should have done was admitted she was a dumb and selfish bitch

BECAUSE STONE COLD FUCKIN SAID SO

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Yoda is Baby Yodas father from the future. Yoda went back in time and fucked Minch(also Yoda. Bisexual reproduction). He is a paradox and only exists in timelines in which Yoda fucked other versions of himself

How would it be wrong or offensive to refer to refer to trans person as “y’all”?

“Y’all not welcome in these parts”

Washington, Washington

SWALLOW IT

You jam that into your ear canal in lieu of a q-tip

What kind of tea do you recommend that’s not green tea?

Just get egyptians to move it

Lol it looks even a decent forklift maxes out at 70k lbs

You know that does seem the healthier option

As a liberal I prefer big stick diplomacy

Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard

universal content

Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod

Yeah you’ve got to be a little outgoing to make friends sometimes. If you’re not using up energy to commute it might be easier though. It would be for me

I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home