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Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

That was incredibly immature. sigh. I upvoted.

🤨 …How much money?

This is a trick question. There is one color for writing. The rest is for eating. We, all of us 4 years old or similiar mental maturity, already know this

Got to keep it poppin!

well we’re waiting_judgesmail.gif I mean…dude. You gotta tell us what you got on the paper. How’d you score?

I took the starlight, too. Same. Took the bus on the return trip, also awful experience.

Because you are not important. I am very important. I have places I need to be yesterday. And, yes, it IS a truck. I have never used the bed of my truck or it would get dirty. /dont drive //dont have a car ///but I DO have a DL! Has my picture and everything

I’ve studied this. And I have decided I like the idea there is a salami slice in the cart slot. Therefore: it is a salami.

*high fives…and misses!

I mean, that’s just a minor detail. And Deliverance taught me how to prepare for south of Market clubs in my 20s. IYKYK.

Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent…but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!

Yeah. I dont get it. It’s not my thing but I don’t judge if it doesn’t hurt anyone.

Get out. We don’t use that kind of talk in our house.

I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.

I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

sips my cocoa and says absolutely nothing

Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?

That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it’s kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.