Tigers can jump like a motherfucker too. The SF zoo had like a 15 foot chasm between the visitors and them. One day some 20 ish year old guys tried to yeet pinecones at one of the tigers. They fucked around n found out. The tiger leapt out of the enclosure n fuckin murdered one of them and maimed another. Now the tiger enclosure is way bigger.

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Zoo-settles-with-brothers-in-tiger-attack-3296975.php

He got hacked by the hacker known as 4chan

You forgot to add your full name and SSN dumbass

I work for a German company. They definitely ja that much. My wife couldn’t believe how many times they said it when I was on a company call with the higher ups the other day.

LMAO this just reminded me of the time my buddy’s car was overloaded and I still didn’t want to walk home so I asked him if I could ride on the roof of his sedan with my arms holding on through the window holes. It worked, and I didn’t die, so I got that going for me. Glad people didn’t have smartphones then like they do today. A vid would have 100% made it’s way to my parents somehow.

I already do, but I’m also not as avid a gamer as I once was. Every FPS became borderline unplayable when loot crates became a thing. Call me old fashioned, but I liked when games had the same weapons for everyone, and there weren’t random cards or whatever that made people’s guns more powerful / reload /shoot faster, etc. It really brings an imbalance to the game, and enables these stupid gambling sites. The companies making the games are making money hand over fist, so they aren’t going to stop any time soon barring regulation, and looking at this administration, good fucking luck with that. Boycott away.

Nicole in shambles

No, yes

Yes, as someone who works in supply chain, I definitely don’t have to update hundreds of PO’s to add tariff fees into everything, and the company is definitely not increasing price of the product onto our customers, because that’d be weird. China n Mexico are clearly going to make us rich.

Never saw Ferris Bueler I take it?

Absolutely, but I don’t think that counts and docked myself that point.

In college, I played lacrosse. My teammate bought a Bluetooth 80’s style boombox to play in the bus on trips and to set the vibe coming off the bus and play music During warmups at away games. Honestly that thing was great. Outside of that particular context? Yeah, pretty shitty thing to do lol.

1 point, only because my parents never bought an encyclopedia set. They were absolutely a thing when I was a kid. I definitely used one before, but never owned them. Hooray for being old I guess.

Thiel used to have a house near here. I actually delivered his luggage there once and got in trouble for not going to the service entrance. It was very clear from my interactions that day what Mr. Thiel thinks of us poors.

100%

You’re supposed to roll it over and eat it like a taco obviously.

So weird. This morning I had sent a message to a friend on how I was cooped up this weekend because my kids were sick. I initially typed couped and said to myself that can’t be right and I changed it to cooped. Just odd timing to see this meme.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-621rVJvUdY

Mr. “Population collapse is the biggest threat to the world.”

Maybe it’s just the biggest threat to capitalism and your ROI. Why do you think he’s supporting the make everyone dumber party?

This is why I refuse to try Jollibee spaghetti.