yes, but it isn’t safe from grandma

Yes, this is from KC Green, author of the original This Is Fine.

Kinda hard to encode it in /etc/passwd, which separates entries with newlines and fields of an entry with colons.

Of course, you can activate some alternative user database in /etc/nsswitch.conf and then you can have your usernames with newlines in them, but at least half of the tools on your system that process usernames will take that personally…

ps outputs a newline after every entry. What are you trying to accomplish?

Do you have a username that contains a newline character? If so… why?!

take a moment to consider your own mortality

I’m pretty glad that I don’t have to keep doing this forever…

He prevented WW3, fulfilling his traditionally masculine role as protector in a way many of us can only dream of. It sucks if that isn’t validation enough of his masculinity for him…

trams are called „Bim“ in the Viennese dialect of Austrian German

Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?

Kafka would have been proud!

(My uncle didn’t die.)

Then why hold a funeral for him?

Those remind me of the emotions produced by Thalasin+, like nage and andric.

Psst, that last word is spelled with an “r”.

Given that Mac keybindings for “common special functions” (Open/Save/Cut/Copy/Paste/Find/etc.) use Command instead of Ctrl, leaving Ctrl effectively unused unless in combination with Command, this argument doesn’t hold much water.

Sure, some Emacs fan at Apple decided to add Emacs shortcuts to Cocoa controls, but that was a pretty arbitrary decision since people coming from Mac OS 9 didn’t use the Ctrl key, well, ever.

Long ago, the four chnations lived together in charmony. Then, everything anged when the Chfire Chnation attacked.

Fucking chmagnets, how do they chwork?

Has Disney announced a live-action BoJack Horseman remake?

I don’t really wanna know how your garden grows, ’cause I just wanna fly

Oddly enough, there’s two Oasis songs that contain “I said maybe”.

Not necessarily, but the state then requires proof that the reduced hearing (1) does not impact balance, and (2) can be compensated sufficiently by the driver (e.g. actively looking out for blinking blue lights because they cannot hear the horn of police/ambulance/fire brigade vehicles).

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