I love this, it’s my favourite so far

I’m not sure I completely agree with your premise, but you’re articulating your point well and I value your passion towards the topic.

Many discussions need to be spread over multiple comments on a post instead of being crammed into an over-long single post that still doesn’t capture the point of view of the author as they intend.
Furthermore, often times people come back and edit their single comments into massive pages long diatribes and people just TLDR it, when they should have been part of a multi comment back and forth between the poster and their audience, and I think you’re doing the latter well.

Haaaaaaang on…

It wasn’t even that it was a generic zombie movie, it was a particularly shit zombie movie.