The unskippable toturial. Every game that has one.

I light our table on fire I hate this DM

I cast ignite.

My years out of school has made me forget about how division notation is actually supposed to work and how genuinely useless the ÷ and / symbols are outside the most basic two-number problems. And it’s entirely me being dumb because I’ve already written problems as 6÷(2(1+2)) to account for it before. Me brain dun work right ;~;

How petty would it be to make a fork of it just to rename it to DINE?

You gotta meet the customer halfway until you get enough of them hooked, then slowly start introducing new ideas into their mental ecosystems that align with your vision.

She thought the cat just meowed.

Your first mistake was making real friends >:C

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

now if only they stopped banning us for open sourcing classified military papers on their forums :(

That is one of the dumbest ways I’ve ever seen someone try to connect their product to the cloud buzzword. By that logic all stable linux distros are cloud since you pull the packages with preconfigured sane defaults from the repos.

You buy a Sony CD and decide to play it on your computer.

Your computer now has a rootkit installed.

Hong kong also isn’t part of china

honesty is a malignant brain infection

That’s nothing. I’ve heard of people getting the cops called on them because the cashier forgot to scan an item and they noticed after getting home and went back to pay for it.

Then when it gets to 180 it just adds 180 more seconds.

That’s not healthy.

don’t listen to the nerds, cloudfare is trying to steal your soul and sell it to the Big Capybara industry.

you are an objectively untrue statement

there is no debate i am always correct :)