Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
man it must’ve sucked so much ass being a nurse during COVID
Hands down, no question. It was still the early days, april 2020, so I am a bit less forgiving than later in 2020. Nurses already got the short end of the medical stick even before covid
this instance was just particularly memorable.
A nurse once told me to “mind my own fucking business” when I said “are you fucking kidding me?” to seeing her pull off her mask to cough into her hand and go back to the shit she was working on during covid lock downs. In the ER nurses station, surrounded by nurses with asks completely down or with noses poking out.
10/10
That would be chef’s kiss.
Bonus points if he then tosses them into the sun on live TV.
Yeah, but if he can drag two leaders that are purposefully driving their people to war into the sky and toss them around a bit until they agree to sit down and talk until they come to an agreement, he kind of has the responsibility to do it.
And the rest of us get to see idiots get juggled.
The sandwich is no longer on the table
Yeah, but so are 40%, by their own admission.
Well, you’re certainly entitled to your (wrong) opinion!
Lol it’s not for everyone, especially if you started out with goldeneye. A lot of people I play with don’t have the same appreciation for it, and that’s okay.
And yeah, it’s so cheesy, it makes people spontaneously develop lactose intolerance.
But much like the movie Evolution, I don’t love it because it’s groundbreaking and iconic to its genre. It’s fun for me.
That’s actually a common misconception.
It’s not because Japanese ninjas are bad at being ninjas, it’s just that other countries ninjas are completely invisible to the naked eye.
Obviously we all know we can see our own country’s ninjas, but other countries are invisible.
Thanks to years of cultural import/export, most humans can naturally see Japanese ninjas.
So congrats, if you can see a Japanese ninja, you’re actually just close to being a weeb.
At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.
I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don’t recognize anyone, and someone thinks I’m a visitor who didn’t grow up there, I’m going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.
Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.
Look, if you didn’t want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?
And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?
I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking…
The majority of people I’ve brought this up with believe MKULTRA is just a Conspiracy theory and never happened, or have never even heard of it.
Like… This is stuff they are ADMITTING TO.
And then you bolt awake, with adrenaline now surging, only to be staring at your wall and it’s 4am so you definitely won’t be feeling rested when your alarm goes off.
Local city is doing fireworks at 10pm.
I’m too old for this shit, just don’t wake me up.
Clearly you’ve never met someone like my wife.
Moth needs to stop runningaway when I try to let it outside, I just want to help but I can’t help if I can’t catch it.
Quark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.
Don’t make me get Odo.
… “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em… 
should be impeached
Impeached and then executed for treason.
From a certain point of view.
140 (87mph).
I’m sure there are cars where I wouldn’t feel a thing and all that, but mine would shake itself apart.
120/75 is my limit, and honestly my truck shouldn’t be going over 90/55 because it loses the tiny bit of efficiency it has.
Klingon has an empty crate bounce off him and he’s ready to end it all.
I get tortured in a mind prison for decades, and I’m expected to show up for work the next day…