The adventures and perils of a Distronaut.

AI missed a butt joke in there somewhere

He won by a single percentage, and most didnt vote. 49 percent of voters think he is that and thats being generous. The real issue is this country worships Mammon.

Fuck it, mount those handheld EMPs on some poles all around your property and slip one in your bag. Wait, is this NCD?

Its showing even the uninformed know CEOs are awful, garbage creatures.

I’m sure a high powered laser pointer is cheaper than that gun

The sea is tumultuous and vast. You choose your heading here.

I just wanted to raid vaults for alien tech and be rich. Kinda hoped they would lean more into the vault hunting aspect but they dropped it entirely.

Ah, both are dope though. Can’t say I hate either one for their modern looks. Though the only UIs I have ever hated have all been ones I made.

Photon is dope, pretty sure its developed by our very own Admiral Picard. But I haven’t seen a Lemmy UI that I didnt like yet.

Again again?

Literally, read some of their patents. Its all shit like “System For Switching From Character To Vehicle In Top-Down 2D Environment”. Like how tf can you actually patent a model and (software) controller swap? Shits basic AF I have done that before.

And thats why they tell you its not the answer. Now to be clear, it isn’t always the answer, but we’ve been calling on deaf ears for as long as I can remember, and as I’ve heard from the Older Guard, its been twice as long as that at least.

Time spares no one, friend. Howl in defiance with me for just a few moments more.

I’d like to be asked consent when my picture is posted online.

These dudes have their own dicks all the way down their throat.

RIP Jamie, we will always remember all the shit you blew up.

I hope this wasn’t building towards the Sinister Six.

What kinda fuckass McDonald’s worker calls the cops on a folk hero? This is why we will continue to be curb stomped by the boot.