Just install Linux. Should fix most of their Windows problems.

Youse guys should use the plural you

I get irked when someone says “he or she,” especially repeatedly, because the singular “they” is so much easier to hear and read.

It was very relaxing for a bar in Brooklyn. Not even any TVs in it.

I went to a bar like this in Brooklyn. It was decorated like the outside of a trailer park, complete with little trailers that were dining booths. There were strings of lights for ambient lighting and the tables had camping lamps.

The rest of the furniture was lawn chairs and folding tables, and they served hot dogs and hamburgers and potato salad, standard picnic fare.

Get a really big laser pointer to distract it

They’re wider and longer because the EPA uses the area under the tires to determine fuel economy requirements.

Seeing this brings me back to my youth

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of backup tapes hurtling down the highway.

There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

The sleeper has awakened!

The person writing it had some personal and medical problems. I wish I could help him out because he brought me to the fediverse.

Because Kbin isn’t around anymore

Based is having twelve kids and spending Thanksgiving tonguing Trump’s taint at Mar A Lago

Definitely the right casting for the biopic

Damn, now I’ve gotta rewatch Foundation.

Anybody else think he looks a lot like Aaron Swartz?

He hasn’t been convicted yet. I don’t think they’ll find a jury that will, either.

Let them pay for security. In the words of the IRA: They need to be right all the time, we only need to be right once.

He can submit a complaint to the complaints department by phone between 10am and 4pm mountain time Tuesdays and thursdays. Expected response is 2-5 business months.

I was really confused why my mom was crying because people were breaking a wall down.

And then Knight Rider was there for some reason.

And then we got a small bag of concrete in the mail that was apparently from the wall that made my mom cry.