We call that “parasnailing”

I’m normally fine but something about the shape and texture of the standard ibuprofen tablet just sticks to my throat, or at least feels like it’s sticking to my throat.

And then you have a handle to hold it by when you get to the end (beginning?)!

The biggest problem with it is that it locks onto striders, which is absolutely overkill for them

The trailer for The Martian (2015) contained every plot point, including the finale.