I misread “pregame” as “pregnant” and was fucking horrified for about a quarter-second

YSK plenty of cis men call themselves Alphas. I’ve never even associated the stereotype with trans people??

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. All being good for our Alpha.

Haha good meme. I’m a tech conservative for sure!

I use Mint btw

Well thats… kinda fucked. I’m more fine with violence being used against an adult if all else fails, but “you’re a jerk. your parents should have beat you more” is a bit Yikes

Respond to comments like this! I have a wealth of time saved up cuz of it

Fuck, that’s just exactly me. It’s an autism trait??

More and more, I approach wishing everyone was autistic lmao

lmao what?

Why is all the text jumbled up? It’s so hard to read :(

Black Scarf is a dummy. That’s gonna be the best vanilla you ever had. That, or the whole shops a gimmick

Literally me. Can confirm, Stack Overflow is based.

fukin’, even. Fuin’!

You’d be surprised!

Not sure what about, but there you go.

The second paragraph of explanation being bigger than the whole joke wraps back around to being hilarious.

The message of the comic strip is that democracy doesn’t guarantee the best results.

Even if I don’t vote to kill me, everyone else can vote to kill me.

I drive as if every other vehicle could kill me

found the dangerous driver, everyone!

lmao

“Too many. Take it back.”

Reddit imploded is how. I got handed an out, and I took it. Good luck to you.

Well I like to call them freedom units because I’m free to steal other peoples jokes >:3

Based take. I love how this comic depicts problems and privilege and you put it really well. I’m sick of people tearing down Richard.