Pretendo here. Sorry, but this comment has been removed for the reasons of “slander” as stick drift has never existed in our products in the first place.
Do. Not. Resist. The cease and desist.
Source: Don’t trust him.
Trust me.
Citation: Your intrusive thoughts™
Clearly propaganda. We will never have Karma here. Only beans.
Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.
The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.