Apes love playing with puppies, they got this.

Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

Original star wars was filmed in London with Union extras and actors from the area. There weren’t many if any black actors in those unions back then. Lucas didn’t realize till later that there were no black people, and became so dismayed that he hired James Earl Jones. He even created a black character Lando to rectify the error.

Calling Lucas a racist is so silly. His only other directing credit post star wars, was a movie about black airmen. Btw, Lucas is also married to a black woman.

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

It’s a Werther’s originals flavored mcflurry really, so not that hard to name it

What’s crazy to me is that if you go to a smoothie place, they add sugar. I have to specify that my mango and fruit smoothies don’t require additional sugar cause their recipes add it for some reason

Agents are actually shit like this. Tons of actors don’t even get to hear about great roles they were offered cause their agents are nose in the air. I remember hearing about actors agreeing to do roles together, only for one to get stonewalled by the other’s agent who won’t even put the person through.

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?

Which is odd too. I can’t picture Peter as a captain of industry. He’s brilliant but lazy remember? He’s not a leader. He’s that kid that forgets to turn off the oven, or runs off to chase a criminal instead of going to class. That kind of lifestyle doesn’t Jive with Spidey

Gooby pls

As a kid I always wondered why spiderman had to struggle for rent. I get that is part of his charm, but can’t the city of NY give him a stipend? Can’t Tony start pay him a salary? Damn Tony just give him one of your penthouses. Reminder that when Tony died he could have changed Peter and May’s entire life if he had just left a crumb for them in his will.

I want a star wars show in a time period where Sith and Jedi are an equal number and opposing religions. All see is the Sith as this hidden threat and there’s thousands of Jedi. I want a show where there are thousands of Jedi, thousands of Sith, and lines of good and bad are blurred

It’s weird, when the prequels came out, we all knew they were bad, with great bits, but we knew they’re bad movies. Then we started making jokes about how good those bad movies were, and somewhere along the years the joke was lost, and people now legit think the PT is good. It isn’t, it’s got great bones but it’s a badly executed trilogy

I bought a Roots coat 12 years ago. It was originally 300 but got it for half price. Warmest coat I’ve ever owned, and it is still my winter coat to this day. It might need an insulation replacement this year, but that costs like $20. Every other bit of that coat is still in great condition

I don’t know about now, but a couple years back you’d see lineups out the door at that place, I always wondered where people get the money

Who the hell even uses that site anymore?

Took me a sec

People don’t know shit about nuance anymore. If your art isn’t obvious and the message isn’t directly in your face, young people now can’t process it and don’t know if they should be outraged, they do love to be outraged.

Where are all the “y’all calling Drake a pedo cause you’re jealous!” People now? I remember how hard they defended his creep years ago when people started talking about his creepiness