no it doesn’t

hot, tamales
hot hot, tamales

i definitely saw ads from e.g. coca cola for a while, but they were more like sponsored PSAs saying “hey, lids are going to be attached from now on! just flip it to the side and it’ll stay there. neat, huh?”

which is vastly better than it ending up in nature or in a landfill, incineration with collection of the waste heat is effectively just the worst form of recycling.

PET is so hilariously easy to recycle that you can literally just clean out bottles and put them in a little jig that cuts it into strips and feeds it into a 3d printer, it’s not peak quality or anything but it totally works.

while technically true it’s not accurate, the real reason to attach the cap is simply that we don’t fucking want bottlecaps strewn about everywhere.

from what i can tell it’s like half a percent of a percent of people who give a singular thought to it beyond “oh they changed it”

i miss that brief period some 5-10 years ago when they had genuinely pretty green glass mosaics with gold streaks throughout

brutalist state-owned fast food joint, everything’s cheap but not that cheap and perfectly middling quality, and there’s 4 things on the menu

it’s an american business, it’ll be corn burgers with cornbread and slices of corn served with deep fried popcorn and a tall glass of corn syrup

the old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born, and Zohran is our midwife

the distilled essence of 90’s new york nostalgia

the most violently british name ever invented “hi, i’m berwick-upon-tweed, nice to meet you!”

mmm no very mammalian

Tom Clancy’s Stinking Corpse’s Rainbow Six Siege

i don’t see how you can sensibly read it as anything other than either KN or ITIA

because an image implies it’s posted by someone else originally, it’s a part of how online communication works and you complaining about it kinda paints you as an outsider

but they’re specifically avoiding burning their hams

Prince sausage is a traditional thing and this is how we like to serve it

i have to note that “robinsons penis hängd ute” is such bad grammar that it’s giving me a minor stroke reading it