Listen, kicking mooks 10 feet into the air and then shooting them with the Bat-tank’s anti-tank gun is perfectly safe because he’s using rubber rounds!

#3 is entirely why I’m skipping the Switch 2, when I’ve previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That’s way too easy for co-op though, so I’m sure Remedy changed it.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

But unlike some other Robin Hoods, can you type with an English accent?

Is that supposed to be Shart? Wow, they did her dirty, holy shit.

You’re not here to “get it”, Mr. Burton!

This is not a problem if you drive at the speed limit. Then what happens is that everyone else, who will be speeding, will continually pass you and thus create more car lengths in front of you. Unless you’re in a no passing zone on a two lane road, in which case they can follow the speed limit for once.

Actually, Rebels is supposed to take place between the Reva show and ANH, and he’s depicted as cartoon Alec Guinness there.

It always amuses me that we’re supposed to believe that in the span of 5 years Obi-wan goes from looking like Ewan McGregor to looking like Alec Guinness.

Wouldn’t mind getting the final act of the Aenid. C’mon Virgil, I believe in you!

That’s a failure to download the installers to begin with, not them being taken away from you after the fact.

Just throw the PokéRap on repeat again. It’ll come back to you in no time.

Would that be better or worse than getting 2nd billing but only showing up in the last 30 seconds?

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

“Hey! Listen!”

Yeah, I went there.

IIRC back in the day there was a fan theory that Bongo Bongo was a prisoner who became a monster after dying in the Shadow Temple. So the disembodied hands would be a relic of either his torture or execution.

Different kid, actually. IIRC he’s got a bunch of IVF kids with different women because apartheid emerald money is sexy or something, but he couldn’t be bothered to actually fuck them properly. Also couldn’t be bothered to be present in their lives as a dad properly either.

Can’t go wrong with pretty much any pre-Skyward Sword Zelda. SS itself also has Ballad of the Goddess, which was good, but I can’t remember any other tunes from it or BOTW that aren’t just reprises of tracks from previous games.