Ditto

Thank you for pointing that out to me.

…wait a minute…

This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.

*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)

I have a strong feeling this will serve as a strong reminder for everyone to check their dryer load, either for those who started it today or those who will start it tomorrow. Thank you.

Here’s the closest I could get to a meme template.

I love this format so much. It has a lot of potential.

Same with Horror fans.

Bush is actually a band.

https://www.last.fm/music/Bush

Any Coast Is Better Than Most

I’ll tell you Hwat…

Yeah I read this like twice and wasn’t sure if the OG maker had it right. But I wasn’t feeling inclined to look into it. Also… an old saying from the website that shall not be named, is that if you post a question or comment using incorrect info, terms, etc, someone is bond to correct you. Then in a short time, you can know if you were right or wrong with your assumption of said info or claim.

Basically, yes. Accurately, no.

According to this NYTimes article, Valery V. Polyakov has the record for spending 438 days in space.

(paywall removed) https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2009%2F03%2F31%2Fscience%2Fspace%2F31mars.html

If you want to know the ten longest human spaceflights, here is a Wikipedia page section for it.

And here is a list of spaceflight records

What’s the conversion rate of one MeowMeowBeanz to one Schrute buck?

As a recovering karma whore, I can attest to this.

You deserve this.

…? … Oooooohhh. Haha that’s some fine gallows humor.

I mean… You’re not exactly wrong.