It adds flavor.

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Who is that? She looks like that crazy jewish chick that was following Trump around for a while lol.

Exactly. That’s how you opt out of this shitty practice.

Evan Williams is good and smooth, not stupidly overpriced either.

I don’t know wtf you’re drinking. Bourbon ain’t made in your buddies backyard over the course of a week or two.

Gnomes.