Brilliant! We need to spread this message so us Pineapple Pizza lovers wont be so hated.

I remember playing the original. It was a lot of fun. The next game they made, Cthulhu Saves the World, was a big improvement on their style and storytelling.

I might have to puck this up.

38 year old here checking in with “Butts” for his latest playthrough

This is actually pretty accurate.

I got the idea to turn this into a creepy pasta.

I stared at the river with its clear clean water and my sandpaper tongue swept across my chapped lips. I was thirsty but I couldn’t give in. Not yet.

We still had a full day of travel before we got behind the gun towers of the next city. Their high walls and fields of land mines were the only real protection from the Warminder. We couldn’t risk refreshing ourselves out in the open like this. But the temptation was there.

I longed to jump into the water and drink my fill. The hydration gel packs we were alotted to keep us functioning between safe zones just didn’t cut it. Maybe I could just get a mouthful. A mouthful wouldn’t hurt would it?

Before I could move there was movement to my left. Someone had lost control before I had a chance to. And now he was running straight into the water and plunging his head below the surface and taking in deep gulps of water.

The rest of us hesitated and exchanged glances. The only sound was the splashing and slurping of water. A heartbeat later and 2 more ran for the water. They ran and fell face first and began drinking.

A feeling if anxiety shot through me. Was it safe? Could the Warminder see us? Was the water as refreshing as it looked?

I dropped my pack and stumbled towards the water falling on my knees at the edge of it. I cupped my hands and sunk them beneath the surface and began to raise pure beautiful water to my lips. My lips ached, my tongue beckoned, my heart raced, but that’s when I heard it.

Oh No!

I tried to shout but my throat was too dry. I sprawled away from the water. There were arms and hands grabbing me, pulling me back to safety, away from the water. Then everything happened all at once.

The Warminder was there. A wall of jagged red bricks that jutted out in at terrible angles had already encompassed the first man. I saw the terror in his eyes before the last brick slid in sealing his fate. Another had been close but got sandwiched between bricks as walls were built lightning quick. Fingers and arms stuck out from the walls showing last ditch efforts to cling to life and escape the wrath of the Warminder. All that was left was the sounds of muffled screams.

7 people were lost to the thirst that day. I was almost one of them. And I will never forget the evil grin of that terrible creature, the Warminder.

Nah, Bah Bah Black Sheep is sung to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-a0WHEMZd3c?feature=shared

I’m so glad someone else made this joke so i couldn’t.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Came to say this. The movie also won an Oscar for best original song.

I’m shocked that no one has said Essential Oils yet.

I have an entire playlist that’s just covers of Toxic. It’s too good of a song.

Try the versions by Solence and Calvin Arsenia.

What do you mean move? This series has been action based since DA2

Thank you! People forget that this hasn’t been a tactical series since the first game. It’s like people complaining that Zelda BOTW wasn’t a top down 2D puzzler.

I think people forgot how much flack DA2 got over not being a Tactical game like DA:O.

If you’ve only played the most tactical of all of the Dragon Age games and not the Action based variations that are literally the other 2 games, please stop talking

Don’t listen to the whiners. There are 3 games in the Dragon Age series and only one of them can be considered a “Tactical” game. Hell, I remember all of the fallout and whining from fans when Dragon Age 2 became more of an arcade hack and slash. And then Inquisition was just a combo of the two styles that leaned towards Action over Tactics.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if we would just chuck woodchucks?

Can someone please tell me who the second character is at the bottom?

PLEASE! IT’S FOR SCIENCE!!!

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.

MDK2 - Found it randomly and it was a ton of fun.

DOA2 - Some… Fond… Memories. Put the disc in a PC for extra fun.

Army Men: Sarges Heroes - Just good classic fun

Evolution 1 & 2 - My first randomly generated dungeon crawlers.

Ghost themed DLC - Frights in Tight Spaces.

Plague themed DLC - Blights in Tight Spaces

Vampire themed DLC - Bites in Tight Spaces

Divinity themed DLC - Smites in Tight Spaces

Sewer themed DLC - Shite in Tight Spaces

Plasic Surgery DLC - Cellulite in Tight Psaces

Extraterrestrial thespian themed DLC - Space Tights in Tight Spaces