TheLowestStone

Asking for a friend?

I do like that coat

I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?

There’s a public, digital record of one and a very slim chance (for most people) that anyone who would care is listening to the other.

Hey, my opinions are awesome but you are correct about the shitting and laziness.

Ah yes, the Nintendo method of preservation.

Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.

That doesn’t sound like something a healthy person should be able to do.

My paranoid brain needs me to recommend that you edit out those cross streets.

Drugs

Are

Really

Excellent

The C-level executive should match all donations. Otherwise that’s money that should be going to improving conditions for the workers.

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

They usually grip the knife incorrectly and then display a basic lack of knowledge regarding how to properly and safely use it.

Don’t think i ever played that one but the original and its sequel were formative gaming experiences for me.

I felt that when I installed Command and Conquer a few years ago. Everything was much smaller than I remembered.

Basically any time someone playing a chef or cook on TV picks up a knife I fly into a rage.

I spent 11 days in the hospital after a car accident. After I was released, my grandmother had to carry the book I was reading into different rooms for me for weeks.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

Or a bank. Are banks ever actually open?