Most people don’t believe me when I say the Fax machine was invented in 1843… And no that’s not a typo

I really like 4.

Mainly for the reason that it auto rotates the pencil lead every time you lift it off the page; thus preventing flat spotting your handwriting

Who let’s an ambulance shut down a kegger?

Sounds like we’re drinking in their honour now lol

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Thank you for explaining the punch line

You must be fun at parties

Better than the wrong side I guess 🤷

Born without wisdom teeth…

Not sure if that makes me more evolved or less lol

Have a baby. At least you then have a reason lmao

299.99$ and can connect with the cloud

He attributes the style choice to his wife and daughter suggesting the jacket.

Gatekeeping it to people that ride is lame and antiquated

Haven’t heard a peep about him and scientology since scary movie clowned on him in like 2006

At least cruise learned to shut the fuck up and stay in his lane

I got a big dentist appointment at the end of the month… I’m hoping January goes on for a few more months

It was nice of kim Jong to Un ban them lmao

It’s uncomfortable seeing Xi with an actual jawline…

Follow up to septimaues question:

Do you have an allergic reaction to capsaicin itself or some sort of fruit enzyme in the pepper itself?

-40° and a newborn say otherwise

No but it does come in a 2 pack with :

Fuck you for this