-40° and a newborn say otherwise

No but it does come in a 2 pack with :

Fuck you for this

Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?

As many women as he has mudflaps maybe…

Correct

It’s what you get for having Russian supplied MLRS systems.

/s obv

Wow spoilers smdh

Holy fuck someone give this man a blank check and a box truck full of four loko

No way I’m letting my kid watch copaganda

Slept through my alarm this morning and walked out to my car with a flat tire.

Not as bad as the lemmings that got it stolen today tho

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’

This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here

Lmao I unknowingly liked their cheapest sandwich best

Broken title gets a down vote. Every time

You can imagine why lmao

Ehhh, more of an artsy psychological thriller imo.

Patterson and Dafoe are brilliant in their mania though.

If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’