Heh “rubbing” alcohol

What we do in the shadows

The zombie makeup is on point, he looks like walking dead.

So Drag Queens and male models?

Yup and my wife is constantly complaining that my son and I won’t poop in public. It’s a childhood trauma that nobody wants to recognize and prevent. Men’s bathrooms should by code be floor to ceiling and private, especially in schools.

Green Mario is best Mario

This is mine on Android 14 on OnePlus.

In reality and about 50% of the time:

Kid shows interest in something and the parent leans into it and encourages them, buys them the best stuff.

Kid gets burnt out on the thing and never touches it again.

Source, my daughter who loved art, then cooking, then tennis, then…

Wife is Greek

How about he add multiplayer to mobile already so I can play with my family without having to break out the laptops or steam links.

You mean the news predicts the memes??

There’s more, this guy is a rebel.

Electricity:

a form of energy resulting from the existence of charged particles (such as electrons or protons), either statically as an accumulation of charge or dynamically as a current.

Have one of those but our water heater can’t keep up with both heads on so we just end up both being cold. Someday maybe we upgrade heater to something better.

Hasn’t the Lorax been abused enough? He’s seen more than he should.

Do you wanna ruck?

I really can’t see the F

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn’t even look like him.

The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

Yea, glad I bought my RG406 last year before the terroriffs.

eBay too