Hello!

I’m a big NPR/PBS guy, independent media is always worthwhile.

While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

I was going to say this is a normal line cook breakfast

We are all rock on this blessed day

Second the ratchet and clank suggestion. Such a great series overall! I’m not at all ashamed to admit that I own or owned every single game in the series at some point (with the exception of the app which I didn’t find out about until far too late)

Go fast enough and you can make him spank himself

Bro, what is with you today? Between this and the toenails, you really want to hurt us don’t you?

Does anyone know how I can delete a post uploaded by someone else?

Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.

Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.

Love me some gravity falls. Also same

Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

Probably gonna die