theprogressivist

Instead of crying about it, you can be an adult. Ignore it and move on.

This is what we call an Armchair Warrior.

Golem

Scratch that. Just say Last of Us 2 is either the best game ever or the worst game ever.

Didn’t know I needed Sus Walter in my life.

Set laundry to bake.

“Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”

“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”

Do you like it? I was generous.

I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!

Imagine this being your biggest problem in life. Such privilege.

Swing and a miss

I guess I’m lawful evil lol

Her broom looks like an Infinity gauntlet.

“I love smelling like shit”

You’re right. Looks like we were the shit post all along.

Quit yanking my pizzle

867-5309

Is this the echo chamber Republicans are always crying about?