Or “25?”

Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.

I wonder if the Mandalorian theme was inspired by this

“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”

Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.

Dark Moaf sounds badass

You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!

The cob betrays you!

That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.

My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.

This is why I pause after someone says “What?”

Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.

They’re (Netflix) probably trying to replicate the success of Strange Planet on Apple TV.

We’re finally getting to the root of the problem.

It’s a good, solid rhyme. It’s just used way too often in children’s media.

The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.

Living the dream!

Nightmares are dreams, right?

Coming to Nintendo Switch - 2028

He was a grown man! He had a beard!

I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!

The lawsuit is still pending.

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