trump dump

Whats so confusing is how conservatives can say “don’t tread on me” then vote to ban abortion
or “join or die” then say ‘violence is never the answer’

On one side, if you have a brain you’re fine.
On the other side, *glances at general public typing google.com into google* …yeah

*guitar solo*

Looked up how to “close tabs to left” on Edge* since there’s a button for right but not left. Click MS help link, the dude legitimately recommended moving all the tabs backwards then closing to right.
He also said you could do control click on them and “close selected tabs” which worked… decently. Still mad there’s not a button for closing tabs to left though.

* this was on my education laptop where I can’t use Firefox and Chrome doesn’t save cookies so id have to log into everything every single time for ‘safety’

me but I don’t get any likes anyways

Tbh I feel like mastodon isn’t getting users because of this. It’s a literal desert of engagement on my profile

this is 1/100th of the insanity that happened on the reddit sub r/milk
I’m pretty sure there was a riot because the mods said almond milk was allowed or something like that

iirc it’s a subscription too

Ok but like today I literally discovered someone HACKED THEIR TOOTHBRUSH TO BE A RICKROLL
Technology has gone too far.

you can’t even poke fun at selfhosted people anymore because someone WILL 100% spend 48 hours straight 3d printing and programming a toothbrush
edit: you have to be kidding me https://kuenzi.dev/toothbrush/

I am just a fish

ah I see. my family doesn’t go to fancy restaurants often lol

my local Domino’s has a store specific coupon that sells large pizza 1 toppings half off. Had it for years. It’s great paying $9 for a large pizza, but i know one day corporate will ruin it :(

I don’t think I’ve seen them polished after every wash

put that on a t-shirt

what is the creature? I don’t follow.

I prefer DuckDuckGo, but federated SearXNG exists too (but imo it’s not as good as DDG)

and then all the workers are super overworked and need more employees

suuuurreee you do ;)