It’s funny because cowboys wear cowboy boots and they don’t have laces
It’s funny because cowboys wear cowboy boots and they don’t have laces
Best I can do is Peon
No cars, only busses.
Just rub some dirt on it
It’s funny because woodchucks don’t actually chuck wood
It only makes sense when you realize he doesn’t understand the meaning of seeking asylum. 🤦
I could use an extra hour or two each day 🥱
What do I look like to you, a common crocodile?!
Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!
You wouldn’t like me when I’m mildly irritated 😠
I don’t like sand…
Societies may collapse but pockets of humanity will survive. We saw how quickly nature started to rebound when we slowed down during the pandemic. I have hope that we’ll either sort our shit out soon or most of us will die and then the natural world can begin to heal again. This is like the sixth mass extinction event so it’s not the first time this has happened. Life finds a way…
Some humans even have double
I know what you’re talking about but I don’t know what it is.
I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…
Well, how are the rhinos doing now?
This is peak Farside humor