I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.

That represents hoodie/backpack culture which is historically… Bah who am I kidding.

Steven Segal?

Toasty!!!

Troll’s gonna troll

I’m sure he was celebrated for his strength. His body wasn’t just tossed out with the rest of the garbage. Not at all.

I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.

First, you turn on the water.

Snake Jazz

Crappy cappy

I’m in Dallas/Ft Worth, TX

I’m in Dallas/Ft Worth, TX

Got the slow cooker rolling. Thanks for the reminder, pope.

I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.

This guy fucks

I had a friend who thought “Netflix & chill” just meant watch movies and relax, so she had it on her dating app profile and couldn’t understand why she only got hookups.

Thank you for the new nightmare

You know… You can’t just say “I liked that keyboard a lot but had to give it away.”

This was my first keyboard with old school 5pin DIN and everything. I liked it a lot but ended up having to give it away. You see, it was my freshman year of college and had finally made some friends. My roommate however had not. I had suspected there was foul play taking place with my PC because of some things that had gotten moved, so one night I did the surprise pop-in… Quietly walked up to the dorm room for with my keys ready: popped then into the key hole and quickly opened the door… Yes, caught him in the act. It was towards the end of the semester and we did not speak of it again. I didn’t use my computer for the rest of the term and left my old keyboard leaning against a wall in the dorm hallway. A freebie of sorts.

Clickety clack, motherfucker!