Swapped it for a real animal personally 😅

They’re gonna chauffeur the new pope around in the killdozer

What about this did you choose in particular?

They could boost their sales to numbers not seen since the days of racial segregation

¡Muy interesante!

Explaining the concept of a zoom call to a Victorian person

If the blender has an airtight seal things could get interesting

Bro is every age between 3 and 60 at once

Well if it’s a sandwich shop you’d really need two Italians, even big ones.

A meatball

Trans people: I am transgender

Society: ok

Italians: I cooka da meatball

I think shitting on Americans for every little thing they handle differently is moronic but I will say I won’t ever order food that’s advertised as “footlong”. That’s just needlessly gross. I don’t like to imagine the cashier lining up a sandwich with their bare sole for quality control but that’s the kinda mental image the term conjures up.

Whenever I see this quoted I become slightly melancholic knowing almost nobody is aware of this man’s even more unhinged clip

Dog pussy is the best, I swear man, that shit changes your mood.

All male shared housing

Pronounced like Illinois Roosevelt

Have Android phone

Don’t bother signing into your Google account

Download Canta, Shizuku and f-droid apk and install

Use canta to uninstall every Google app that isn’t strictly required

Chrome, Gmail, Drive

Weather, Launcher, News

Clock, Keyboard, even the damn Calculator

Everything. Canta actually tells you what is and isn’t safe

Replace everything with open source alternatives as you go (don’t forget about a keyboard alternative)

Get APKUpdater to install and update apps that aren’t on f-droid from various sources you can choose

Have hastily degoogled Android phone

Precisely!

I must say that if we people in commerce ever become slightly unwell then, fortunately or unfortunately as you like, we simply have to overcome it because of business considerations.