According to a WSJ article published yesterday, UH’s denial rate is between 7 and 8%.

Inflatables are the worst.

Seriously!? 🤯

Hardly anyone under 21 knows what the fuck Sunny D is.

I read this meme in an anti-semitic voice.

It’s the first part that I don’t agree with. There’s zero reason to not hire a contractor in the first weeks of owning a new place. Assuming due diligence, you should know prior to closing what areas might need attention.

Yes. I recently took my son to an appointment where my phone died as we pulled up. My phone dying is incredibly rare. I proceeded to clean my car while I waited. I went through the center console, the glove box, the side door pockets, under the seats, behind the front seats, basically everywhere in the cabin of the car cleaning and organizing while I waited. If my phone had a charge, I wouldn’t have done any of that. So yes, I’m addicted to my phone.

Holy fuck, what shit advice.

Bootlicker, genocide, Bluesky…

There’s your problem.

Homemade chilli is almost always better after the first day.

Since my parents said it the day I was born.

Like lions and gazelles living in harmony. Never will happen. Nor should it.

Do you play it? I play the banjo and would never say it’s unattractive.

“Uggo” is a slang term that means “ugly”.

There are rare exceptions, but in general women don’t want a “gamer”, ever.

Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.

Because dweebs like you keep throwing money at garbage.

My buddy quit his job at the BMW dealership the other day without giving any indication.

This is gold, thanks for sharing.