That’s my ring tone for my spouse

A few from Mr Torque from Borderlands:

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

NEW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP, THE OCEAN

Ugh… It is like fingernails on a chalkboard for me

Here’s a really small one: when one of my toenails has a sharp corner to it that snags on the sheets.

Had an tenant whose son was reportedly causing havoc around the complex. It was a case of my tenant (and me, as her landlord) vs the HOA and some statements that others had provided. My tenant denied the claims when I spoke to her about them. No evidence was given. I got pulled into a sham of a disciplinary meeting (which my tenant was not allowed to attend) and fined for not doing enough to control my tenant.

This wonderful service for $370/ month (and increasing each year).

For my work, Bluebeam.

For water stuck in your ear after shower or swimming, what works for me is tilting your head to the side that is plugged and bending/unbending your knees (making your body bounce) until the water comes out.

An ecoflow battery generator. Granted, it’s a small-ish one but I got this itch to purchase one after seeing one in action while car camping (“I can use my hot water kettle while camping, how cool!”) and when our city was warning us about widespread power outages from an upcoming winter storm (“to keep our devices powered up”).