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I have my dog’s paw print on my left leg, where she used to place her paws

Single digit. It’s easier to warm up than cool down, and I can’t stand hot weather. I’m also fairly used to freezing temps.

I’d imagine it depends on the language. I will say their podcasts are fantastic (and there’s no AI in those)

I’m currently in the middle of learning a new language as an adult. I’m using Duolingo for the formal grammar lessons, but most of my learning is honestly coming from music, audiobooks, and reading comics. Recently made a few friends who speak it so that helps too.

authoritarian oligarchic rogue municipality

Do… Do you even know anything about NYC? Without googling, how much is subway fare?

Or better yet, answer me this: you see an empty subway car pulling in. It’s 6pm on a Wednesday, the other cars have people in them. Do you get on?

You start a GoFundMe then die

Sorry Aubrey Plaza, you will forever be an intern

Panties

As in, out of all the jobs that will pay you money, why do you want this one in particular?

“Because you’re the only company out of 300 that emailed me back”

Any amount of support for official Harry Potter content, other than buying the books secondhand, directly funds and abets trans people dying.

Fuck off

Spanish was my first language, but I started English in elementary school. Currently learning French lol.

My Spanish is maybe B2, my English is solidly C2, French is A2

Bruh as someone who grew up in the US then left, US food is trash. It’s loaded full of artificial dyes and corn syrup. You know how Mexican Coke tastes better than American Coke? That same principle applies to everything, eg: compare Canadian Heinz (ironically made in the US) to US Heinz. The US is slowly poisoning its whole population in the name of profits

Anecdotally, I also don’t know exactly why, but produce seems fresher where I live now. Produce bought in the US always goes bad in like 2-3 days. Also our eggs only cost a few bucks.

I will absolutely slander food in the US

It’s risky if you’re any of the following:

• Black/brown, or from a non-white country
• Queer (ESPECIALLY if you’re trans/NB, I left because it got that bad)
• A woman
• Disabled
• Have made left-leaning posts on social media

Even if you’re none of those, there’s always the chance that your next trip to the mall or store will become the next major event in your life. There’s also the slim chance that you might get an all-expenses paid trip to El Salvador. Don’t do it, it’s not worth it.

Futurama - Meanwhile

The “new” episodes they released afterwards don’t count. I acknowledge that they exist but I do not grant them the title of canon.

I don’t really have control over it, I just take into account that about 40% of my net income is going to funding war and genocide. I wish there was a way to at least select what you were funding

Oh for sure, but in the few cases I’ve gone into a routine govt office here it’s usually just a few guys at the front by reception.

In the US, they X-ray everything and question me about my (fairly mundane) fidget spinner like I’m carrying around a WMD on my keychain. I have to empty my purse and take out anything that a schizophrenic might consider suspicious.

Raised in the US, now live in a safer country. Whenever I go to a large gathering I instinctually look for the exits and try to stay near them. Logically I know the chances of a mass casualty event are lower, but that trauma never left. Also still scared to go to the doctor.

I recently found another minor trigger, I’ve been dubbing them microtriggers. There’s a lot of apartment buildings named “__ Arms” here. In the US, I associate anything advertising arms to be a huge gun store covered in hateful MAGA branding. Took me a while to get over that. I still side eye the sign whenever I pass by.

Everyone else on my team but me

/woomi

Even D&D derivatives use a system like that, like Flee Mortals’s Level 0 adventures. You start with no proficiencies, and whenever you succeed on a check or save you can gain proficiency in it (within reasonable limit)

Canva is a commonly used free option