But I just started reading it… There’s plant zombies and bison headed centaurs… It’s good man don’t make me stop now

They make chips for missiles.

I’m not saying it’s not worth ten dollars.

I just don’t feel like spending ten dollars.

Thank God it’s ten dollars.

I almost downloaded it.

I put the cooler ones on the inside, warmer ones on the outside. Harder to tell. I end up only using a few strands of the annoyingly cool lights and it makes the tree look brighter without being able to see the dramatic difference in color.

The ten of us that can tell the difference might as well be screaming in to the void my similarly photosensitive friend.

My wife can’t see the difference in the colors of the lights on the Christmas tree, and bought two different brands. There’s not enough of either brand to sufficiently light the tree so I have to get creative with the cooler lights.

Drives me absolutely NUTS.

And why he left again in 2029

They’re big adorable idiots. Kinda like land cows.

If my kid is running a website and some fucking lawyer calls me about copyright bullshit, that fucker is getting 100% of my pent up salty rage.

I have a very particular set of skills, and they only make me a nightmare for a very specific type of situation.

Remember to leave your phone at home

I mean yeah he’s charming but that ain’t the guy. Different jacket, different bag.

Hang on I’ll reverse the polarity, see if we can’t get an Avogadro Geordi

That sword swings both ways my guy.

Immune system functions aren’t unique to humans, mammals, or even animals. As it happens the human immune system isn’t as robust as most other animals’.

Bypassing immune responses is also a pretty typical capability for most microbes. We have to regularly inoculate ourselves against stuff we’ve been dealing with since the beginning of time. And when a new one shows up… Well it’s not like that ever happened right?

Coming together is a rare and beautiful thing

One where he uses his feet to crush watermelons, specifically

that reminds me of OHH THE FRENCH

mid eighties checking in.

Fun fact, the WKRP Cincinnati first annual turkey drop is an homage to a real event in Cincinnati, where they tried to release 2 million balloons.

The resulting chaos killed two people.

Well, according to the renowned astrophysicist Belinda Carlisle, heaven is a place on earth.

The earth will eventually be swallowed by the sun.

Living for an eternity means that you will be alive when the earth is swallowed by the sun, you will live in that crushing depth. Until the sun is either swallowed by a black hole, or ripped apart by the ceaseless expansion of spacetime, ultimately ripping your eternal soul with it.

That poor spherical cow.

Think he’ll ever get out of that vacuum?