My favorite was waiting for Evac when a buddy walks behind my rocket turret and gets knocked away.

He was holding a 500kg stratagem that landed at my feet.

I had just enough time for a “Why are you like this?” before the rest of us died. He was blown into a gully and survived.

Fair point.

Preach

It should have been a flying whale.

A Toyota embedded, like a javelin, 6 feet off the ground in the side of an abandoned building.

They made the first 90° turn of a dog-leg, but missed the second and, with the help of a ditch, launched into the air at the building.

• Primary: Dominator
• Secondary: Senator
• Utility: Impact Incendiary

Stratagems:

• Rail gun (re-learning this)
• Napalm Barrage
• Orbital Railgun Strike
• Tesla Turret (Orbital Burst when solo)

I’m mainly on single target removal in squad, but I use this often for solos. I used to use the Autocannon, but I’m trying to get back into Railgun.

I’ve swapped out the Precision Strike for Napalm Barrage because of the fun factor.

People were in an uproar over “indoctrination” by the game. If your child can be convinced to join the army by playing that game… maybe it’s for the best.

Congrats!

Coworker of mine was handling hardware returns for our main data center. There were two issues with this: It wasn’t his job and he never told anyone about it. Work fired him during his vacation because they saw he wasn’t completing his assignments, but never asked him for reasons.

Six months later, the company got hit with over 200k in service plan renewals for hardware we no longer used.

Congratulations on your promotion!

Oh, I thought you got promoted to my command chain.