1 gang. Anti sweat barrier

You’re valid!

Honestly they are just doing us a favor. I really don’t want to see them again either.

Thought I was going crazy

Won’t the goats just eat the blackberry bushes?

Nah fuck that I should be able to splatter paint and call it my work as well.

No sorry, you can’t paint like that. I patented left to right brush strokes.

It kinda tracks though

Jar guy actually lived though. Until he died of a shrapnel wound fighting for Ukraine…you really can’t make this shit up.

But I can’t find a lot of confirmation so maybe someone did lmao

Go to hell

My dog was actually never the same after Prednisone. She became completely incontinent. Kinda sucked.

We’re fucked

Been playing ff16 and the dodges in that game feel pretty clean

Use none of them. Embrace funny duck

• Floss
• Mouthwash
• Rinse
• Brush with electric toothbrush 45 full seconds getting full coverage.
• One real good spit.
• Don’t rinse

Enjoy perfect teeth

Honestly this is less true the more you bake. I find myself tearing recipes apart and substituting/modifying amounts of all sorts of ingredients.

Sure if you want to make a fluffy white cake or a classic chocolate chip cookie you better do that by the book but you can get pretty creative with baking if you know what you’re doing.

What? That’s not what happens. I’m a cook by trade. You would get fired so fast.

We just want to get through the day and remaking a dish and cooking it in the first place is no different.

All customers are assholes but I’d never mistreat their food.

Occasionally we get the odd tech update but they consider it basically finished now.

But the tl:dr is

• Bugs fixed

• Optimized

• Gameplay enhanced

• Dlc is amazing

Y’know they actually did

Nah you’re right. It’s overrated. It shaked the Zelda formula up and that’s all that people see in it. It has a ton of fun details in the world sure but let’s be honest BOTW has like 8 different enemies you will fight over and over. The shrines aren’t even a challenge after the first third of the game since you know the ins and outs of your abilities. Your abilities are all gained right at the start too and there’s no cool loot other than another bow or a random melee weapon.

The open world nature kills so much of the story pacing and cinematic elements we have come to expect from the series. Then there’s the whole no real dungeons thing. a Zelda dungeon used to be an all day affair. Took you hours with a challenging unique boss fight at the end. The beasts we got and the copy pasted phantom ganons were so lame.

I honestly feel like they serious took a dramatic dip in theming and focus with BOTW. It took a dramatic leap forward in innovation for the series but it really doesn’t feel like a legend of Zelda game anymore.

Tears of the kingdom is just The Legend of Zelda Nuts and Bolts. Change my mind