If he’s proud of fucking a man, that’s fine. Weird way to write it, though.

• I’ve read books.
• In multiple languages.
• And I can read musical notes.
• I’m a capable home cook.
• I’ve built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
• My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
• If you can read this, you know that I can write.
• I can cut down vegetation.
• I can even dive.
• Yes, I open the camera app daily.
• There’s an app for that as well.
• I’m wearing my backpack already.
• Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.

Some of us are given free meals to eat in our paid meal breaks.

Nothing fancy though. Most times, the chef only makes a starter or a dessert. Rarely both.

• Not an invasion of privacy.

• Activating a sprinkler would be a better deterrent than sending an alert to Simon.

I’ve never been to a Starbucks. But from the content I see about them online, they do seem like a typical American fakery outlet.

Venti, that’s twenty in Italian, is a cup of twenty American stupidity units of coffee. And their new CEO has a commute in excess of 1600km!

Even if I enjoyed coffee, I would find somewhere else to spend my money.

I’ve actually never found a name of an IKEA product to be fake. They can be obscure, odd, and some would normally be split. But never truly fake. Though, FEJKA does mean “to fake”. Which is an honest name for a series of fake plants.

6dm

Also known as the Scandinavian mile. It is very commonly used in Sweden and Norway to describe long distances.

Before the introduction of the metric system, there were many local miles. Some a bit shorter than 10km, some a bit longer.

It’s been a proto-democracy for so long, that it has become a pseudo-democracy.

Fun fact: J’aime la France, but I’m neither French, nor British. I just try to emulate my spoken pronunciation in my writing.

If I were to write a programme where it would be typical to choose between units of measurement, which I’m not, the drop down menu would have a choice of “SI units” and “fuck no, you don’t get to choose!”