1-4, 6-8 YESSSSSSS 5 NO!

That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!

This is my favorite book. When you open it, most of the pages fall out, at least the ones that are not glued together. So many blank pages, pages from other books, and the most impressive collection of misspelled and gobbly-gook words. This is a masterpiece of a failure that no one will ever appreciate. Soon to be a distant memory of anyone who never saw this gem.

Those damn macintoshes. Get off my LAN!

I usually use the most benign and conservative of phrases… S’up whores!

The pig has never been a problem. It’s that damn elephant who refuses to wear his shoes. He’s on a ‘back to nature’ kick that his yoga instructor convinced him of. Uuuugh!

Escandala!!!

I never charge. Pounding is free.

This is also the name of my bedroom. :)

I thought the recipe was Mr. Franks Beans. Are you telling me that people are putting WIENERS in beans??? What new kink is this??!?!???

Would a set of Machetes be considered a set of knives? I would totally give those as a gift.

I don’t think knives was a suggested option.

Eat more fiber and you will be happy everyday.

No, it’s Hennifer. Hennifer Henderson.

Poseidon is having erectile difficulties.

Finally, a better way to catapult sacrifices to the Volcano Gods!!!

Laundry day!

What up skaterboi?

Few, is over 11 million night workers.

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