Square Pizza = I hate my employees & I’m too cheap to give you full pizza. Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

You could add the mushrooms you find in the woods. :) And don’t forget the Pine Needle Tea.

1/3 metric bicycle.

“And the cook of the year award goes to…” not you

And it’s easy to break the windows, it’s not bullet proof, the panels might fall off, and you can only haul 1/2 a bicycle in the back truck bed.

Bathtub Phone What All The Cool Cats Use

60’s vs 80’s = new jaguar brand.

People complain about the fake reviews on Amazon (which are illegal now), but it’s the dumb people that are the worst.

Those two pictures don’t match. The lower guy is much thinner, and probably taller, than the upper guy. And… we have no proof either of them are the shooter. Spoiler alert, it could be a masked woman who did it. What proof it was a man?

I told you I cancelled our date, I have a toothache.

“fellacio”. Don’t worry, I can handle it all by myself. :)

Chi!

Hey, thanks for advertising my Autobiography.

It looks like an order was going out and the employee wearing the glove took a picture before it goes into the bin for order fulfillment.

No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.

Finally a breakfast drink to go with my english muffins.

You are correct, they were born without hearts, and brains.

I have Utah on the phone, they have a snowy house and a small town available for filming, nosy neighbors included no charge.

He forgot that you sanitize silicone adult toys in the Dishwasher, and realized he put them in the oven. He rushed to get them out and… found a roast. :confusion:

Always take it with food.