Sounds more like a reference to Cuddy.

If you make these things too hard, they’re no longer fun.

He’ll be back in a few years to remind us again, just in case we forgot.

Smoking hot.

A dog that knows how to work a VCR.

There was another one similar to this that had a message for the cooks like “make him regret being born.”

Always do 100 coins when collecting red coins, the levels change or open up more during that star. There’s only a couple of stages with just enough coins for a 100-coin star. Most have way more coins than needed.

The water in Mario 64 was a surreal experience for me. More contemplative than scary. I was disappointed by the artificial barriers and would day dream about what was beyond them. I drew fake maps in a notebook that showed how the castle connected to the rest of Mushroom Kingdom.

The only thing scary about the water was the first time I saw the eel because the size of it surprised me and the submarine level with the shark. Once, I dreamed that the first part of that level was dark and I had to avoid the shark without being able to see it.

It has a G5.

Pirate geocaching: A piece of cloth with a red X on it.

A lot of Thags in his family.

Valid excuse.

That is tremendously cursed!

And the reason school bathrooms can’t just have kitchen doors that you can back into to open from either direction?

“Don’t die for a cigarette.”

Poetic irony.

I see what you did there.

Conclusion: Kim Kardashian is the primary source of the Ebola Virus in America.

“TEEN GIRL SQUAD!”

Just like In-N-Out, there’s a secret menu.

Barber: “What’ll it be?”

Me: “Give me a double-double!”

audible gasps

Now you’re the art for a true crime podcast.

Lol that movie is not legal advice.

Not what I meant.

You were going on about carefully convincing other people to vote not guilty and all I could think about was the process of persuasion that slowly flipped the jury in that movie.

Everyone needed something different for them to consider, then actually believe, that the defendant might be innocent.