Watched A Real Pain in the theater with maybe 5 other people.

That’s the wide maniacal smile of someone who revels in the thought of carving you like a decorative soap.

This is what I say to people I want to maintain a loose relationship with without having to explain why I never want to hang out with or call them.

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

Technically, he froze to death.

At least there’s an elevator. It could be a walk-up.

I wiped with a CD instead.

Let’s say, for example, you have a directory of files named x01-001; x01-002; x02-001; x02-002; x03-001… and so on.

I want to create subdirectories for each ‘x’ iteration and move each set to the corresponding subdirectory. My loop would look like this:

for i in {1…3}; do mkdir Data_x0$i && mv x0$i* Data_x0$i; done

I’ve also been using it if I need to rename large batches of files quickly.

I recently learned to use a for loop on the command line to organize hundreds of files in a few seconds.

“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said

and though he really tried

Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

…and Timmy fucking died.

He lied through his teeth about whether he was in No Way Home. I’ll believe him when the SM4 credits have finished rolling.

14/10 with rice.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

A local Italian place has a hot turkey sub with Swiss & banana peppers that comes with a side of fries. It has fresh tomatoes & lettuce and is soaked in extra virgin olive oil. It’s so fuckin’ good.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

Is that a paint job, or did he just have his car dipped in a vat of Sunny Delight?

Many of us have this choice made for us.

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.