He called Taiwan and China different countries this week, so that’s nice at least.

All TVs sold at Costco are required be fully functioning without being connected to Wi-Fi.

It’s a creepy stone carved into a face. That’s it. They are joking by implying it has cursed magical properties because it looks so creepy.

There isn’t one, it’s a malaphor imposter!

I would love a daily digest if it was actually trustworthy.

Of course the ai missed the fucking point.

Yeah, obviously, who wouldn’t know that

Or we could just fund the IRS since it’s a profit center.

That’s all water under the fridge at this point.

Whoah, momma!

…I need to up my tie dye game.

Sweat+makeup/body paint=bad time

Thanks for explaining!

I wouldn’t call it a success yet. I just started playing it for the first time yesterday and I have already fallen through the floor twice and the camera was broken causing seizure inducing visuals in one of the cutscenes.

Because whoever wrote that is a racist.

What does that have to do with being white?

Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

There are plenty of consenting adults who would be happy to punch you in the genitals, why not just do that instead?

Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?

Modafinil doesn’t really get you high lol, it just stops you from sleeping. Also ruins alcohol.

Source: my actual doctor prescribed it to me and I picked it up from my shady dealer at CVS.