Cool your jets, hot rod. I thought it was a fun post to make. I specifically said I wasn’t simping. You’re in the shitposting community.

Might want to keep that handy

Needs more gun

Totally wouldn’t be legal in the U.S.

Yeah well not for long.

You weren’t born with that nose, it’s a lifestyle choice

Phyton

My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of… Malk?

No other fascist has the cult of personality that trump does. If we can rid ourselves of this scourge, it will cause a reckoning and reset among the conservatives. I hope.

I know a guy with this last name who totally fits this description

You can dere-lick my balls, cap-ee-tan.

sh.itjust.works does great by me!

Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

Joke’s on you, Safari.

This belongs in a museum!!

Attempted coup: ✅

Calls ethnic groups sub-human: ✅

Wants absolute power: ✅

Has Legions of followers who follow him blindly: ✅

Creates and supports conspiracy theories against him: ✅

Demonstrates extremely narcissistic behavior: ✅

We could go on….

Let’s do a little replacement here:

You guys are terrible. You don’t need to agree with Hitler to respect his life. Advocating for murder of Hitler is something you see in authoritarian countries. Hitler has loved ones you know.

Does he though?

And this post has nothing to do with politics; it’s about a grifting game show host.