Your high is lower than my low 😭

Can you adopt me? I’ll sleep in a closet.

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

For making a port? A succulent Japanese port of a 30 year old game? Unhand me, sir!

Are you not photosynthesizing through your asshole?

Ive lost 4 kgs in a month and I’m feeling better than I ever! Can you believe I’m only 26?

Was gonna quote trainspotting, but realized it’s scots.

Tommy: Doesn’t it make you proud to be Scottish?

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!

Best excuse

What do you mean? its 7000 grains in a pound. 27ish grains to a dram, 16 drams to an ounce, and 16 ounces to a pound. Pretty straight forward.

Also dont confuse an ounce(oz) and a fluid ounce(fl oz). That’s 8 fluid drams to a fl oz, 16 fl oz to a pint, 2 pints to a quart, and 4 quarts to a fucking gallon cause it makes sense. Obviously, 63 gallons to the hogshead.

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Lol, y’all dont know about drag. This is peak efficiency. He’s cutting through the air; sometimes punching.

I think the toothpick or whatever is to put space while keeping the thread tight? So that when you lift the button everything is still tight and all you have to do is wrap under. The drawing is… not clear.

I mean, Heat is praised for its sound design, but I can still hear the crunch… Oh god, the crunch.

I got a sample pack of about 200 when I first purchased my safety razor like 10 years ago as well. I got about 20 left. It’s crazy how cheap it all is.

Lol, I got yelled at for wasting time cause I went back down to get a scrap piece of board and some knee pads. After really slowing down an hour in, he went down and did the same. What’s the point of buying stuff that helps you work easier and faster if you’re not gonna use it?

Practically cotton candy

Seems like whittling or sanding down a piece of branch might work in a pinch just to see if you like it.

Lol, I’d call the cops that someone is parked in my driveway and pointing what looks like a gun at passing cars. Let them figure it out. I’m sure I’d be harrassed and targeted afterwards though.

Bootlicker, Inc.

It’s small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.

I’ve been working on my hand writing, and these kids can’t read cursive. I worked real hard and my young coworkers were like bart.Bart. I developed my own short hand during college. My notes might as well be encrypted. I can’t be old! I’m still with it!

You mean this guy isn’t the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can’t even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.