Grandma was a constant ball buster and, as my aunts and uncles weighed her prep carefully, said “why? You’re still gonna mess up the cooking. Stick to baking.”

Yeah, I didn’t exist for billions of years and I’m fine…ish. idk what happens after though

I recently had this conversation with my sister who’s been a huge swiftie for years. Her reaction:

Its a trolley problem and we all just collectively agreed to the answer.

Me: Ooooooohhhh, ok. I know how logistic networks work.

2 hrs later

Me: wtf? Production stopped. Why does this one belt have 5 different materials. Oh…idk how chests work. That’s OK I’ll simplify it until it works.

suns up and birds chirping

Me: ok, ok. So it’s working, but i dont know why.

800 hrs in and I still underestimate the space I need. Best 30 bucks I’ve ever spent.

Sometimes all traffic is speeding along, as in 5-10mph over the speed limit, and it looks like pack racing. I keep thinking, all it takes is one distracted driver and it’s a 30 car pile up.

Seeing SM64 at Walmart was crazy to me. I can’t remember which game it was on PS2, but I was thinking there’s no way they can improve graphics from here on out.

I heard he almost died when he got put in a coma cause he couldn’t beat his benzo addiction. He’s been looking really rough ever since.

Me going through this thread

my kids

Oh man, was it version 2.1 or 2.4 that was the best? I think it was the one where urban assault was released. So many hrs playing until 3.0. There was a test to be able to play medic in the game. It taught basic first aid.

The body:
the hell is this?

Checks it out

Well I’m not dealing with it. I’m just gonna mark/wall it off.

I feel walking up, talking on the phone, sounding pissed while flipping through the pages alone would open a lot of doors. Don’t need to be too charismatic when you look like some tiny bullshit away from crimes against humanity.

Playing side scrollers my whole life and seeing Mario64 at a Walmart. Being able to play in actual 3D and thinking at no way they can surpass this.

Allegedly, he screamed “wildcard, bitches” before kicking the door and jumping out.

'Nam flashback to the Gif/Jif pronouciation wars.

If you’re in the US you can legally order spores, the equivalent of seeds, and have it mailed to you if you don’t live in CA, ID, GA. it’s for research purposes and you shouldn’t follow these steps to easily grow your own mushroom. . I can’t emphasize enough that you should NOT put spores in a sterilized grow medium like rice or oats.

Psilocybin, come back in 6 months to a year.

Currently in college. They are agnostic as it’s all turned in on PDF files, quizzes on browser, etc but my online classes require I install some root kit program to make sure I’m not cheating and it detects if it’s on a VM. I talked to IT and they let me borrow a laptop with windows. Slow as hell, but I only need it for the online tests so 4 times a semester.