Oof that’s the long term plan 😈

No, I think ppl who say that stuff are full pf shit.

I’ve tried shrooms, ket, and lsd with a bunch of ppl and I’ll let you know, most of those cunts just keep cunting.

Problem more of a traditionalist

From my understanding it takes 5-10 mins of consistent inhalation. And the effects last only seconds.

British, he hosted a failed terrorist attack against the monarch.

You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Right? We both now he views women as objects.

Tobey Mcguire in my ass…

Meh no so bad

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”