Additionally some others that I love:

“Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?” “Don’t touch me! I’m super important.” “So I kicked him in the head until he was dead!”

You’re right, that Sunaurus admin guy is pretty cool.

I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!

UV unwrap horror

For the record, you’re getting downvoted as per OP’s will, but this is a fantastic suggestion.

Yup. She’s a maneater.

Man I didn’t even notice the fire in the tent until I read your comment …

Yup. This is known as Murphys Law

I have so many issues using Teams with a normal headset. I went into sound settings, and turned off exclusive access to the device. I disabled communication devices. I turned off the sync buttons setting in Teams. Yet Teams still loves to randomly unmute my mic even when it’s muted from the PHYSICAL button. Makes no sense

Arch user here. I have no idea what I’m doing. Killing Floor just crashed my graphics card or something to crash and my monitors aren’t working after reboots. Oh god