It’s a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.

That’s what you horsology deniers always say but then can’t explain perfectly cromulent phenomena like horsoscopes.

“No.”

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.

…when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol…

Proofreading hard.

I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.

Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

Going from shampoo to ram poo.

I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

The other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.

cactus cock

Cocktus.

Shoelace foreskins.

If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

Lazy exposition dump in the trailer for the COVID-19 sequel. This will go great.

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.