A perfect score!

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

Imagine standing around during guard duty and Darth Vader calls up saying if you have time to lean you have time to clean.

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

Creo que puedes cambiar eso en la configuración de idioma.

14/f/cali

That food looks way too edible to be Denny’s

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

You pirate to preserve media.

I pirate because I like pissing off billion dollar conglomerates.

We are not the same.

This ‘secrecy’ is not an oversight but a feature that’s codified in the agreement between rightsholders and Internet providers.

Well this setup seems perfectly secure and not at all susceptible to malicious actors.

Not sure what I was expecting there.

Yeah, I’ve got this dilemma with Deadpool. Broke af but really want to see it.

I remember I used to see xboxes and PlayStations on the shelves frequently. In the last year I’ve seen 2 wiis, 1 wii u, and 1 Xbox 360. No computers anymore. No cool software. The shelves are getting more barren.

Yes officer, this comment right here…

If you’re very unlucky the air force cops would be stopping you

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

Good to know VGA and parallel port devices are safe.

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

You say children’s orphanage, implying the existence of an adult’s orphanage.